The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.
I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote. I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge. … … apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote.

Fatty Thor casts his vote.

Tony Stark casts his vote.

Captain America casts his vote.

Black Widow casts her vote.

Hawkeye casts his vote.

Hulk casts... er... eats his vote.

I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge.

Loki counts the votes.

…

Fatty Thor looks sad while Loki laughs at him.

… apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

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Nobody likes Hawkeye.

Fatty Thor ignores Hawkeye.

Tony Stark ignores Hawkeye.

Captain America ignores Hawkeye.

Black Widow feels sorry for Hawkeye.

Skinny Hulk punches Hawkeye out of frame.

Nobody likes Hawkeye.

Loki smiles and yawns and reaches around Hawkeye to hug him.

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Of course not. Well… maybe. Well, we are brothers after all… childish pranks are unfortunately not above us, I think.

Of course not.

Fatty Thor wearing Loki's helmet and miming for quiet at the camera.

Well… maybe.

Loki wearing Fatty Thor's helmet, laughing, and miming for quiet at the camera.

Well, we are brothers after all… childish pranks are unfortunately not above us, I think.

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I have not heard of this thing, Anonymous.  I shall ask the google oracle about it. Oh, it has music.  I quite like music. I like this hammer fellow!  He is most entertaining! Why are these men so weak and terrible?  They have no respect for the fine lady. CAPTAIN HAMMER STOLE MY LINE! By Odin’s beard, she died!  How could she die?  She was so lovely!  I just… I just have something in my eye… ANONYMOUS, HOW COULD YOU INVITE ME TO WATCH THIS? THIS DID NOT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.  I ONLY LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS. I can’t even look at you, Anonymous.

I have not heard of this thing, Anonymous.  I shall ask the google oracle about it.

Fatty Thor bopping his head along to music.

Oh, it has music.  I quite like music.

Fatty Thor looking pleased and pointing at the computer.

I like this hammer fellow!  He is most entertaining!

Fatty Thor frowning and moving away from the computer.

Why are these men so weak and terrible?  They have no respect for the fine lady.

Fatty Thor looking outraged.

CAPTAIN HAMMER STOLE MY LINE!

Fatty Thor looking very upset and starting to cry.

By Odin’s beard, she died!  How could she die?  She was so lovely!  I just… I just have something in my eye…

Fatty Thor looking angry, pointing at the camera and then waving dismissively, and looking away.

ANONYMOUS, HOW COULD YOU INVITE ME TO WATCH THIS?

THIS DID NOT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.  I ONLY LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS.

I can’t even look at you, Anonymous.

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You must make sure you tenderize the meat sufficiently first. Then you must cook the steak at a high temperature, preferably on the funeral pyre of your enemies or the burning remains of their homes. Of course if you’re no longer allowed to burn your enemies nor their homes, perhaps because you have a frustrating man by the name of Nick Fury treating you like a child all the time, then you are welcome to use the mortal stove.  I recommend a gas top. Unfortunately if you do this then you are probably also stuck with a very frustrating ally who hovers behind you the whole time ‘just in case you burn something you’re not supposed to’.  And unfortunately after my brother’s little outburst recently it has become frowned upon to throw Tony Stark out a window.

You must make sure you tenderize the meat sufficiently first.

Fatty Thor smiling and lifting Mjolnir into view.

Then you must cook the steak at a high temperature, preferably on the funeral pyre of your enemies or the burning remains of their homes.

Of course if you’re no longer allowed to burn your enemies nor their homes, perhaps because you have a frustrating man by the name of Nick Fury treating you like a child all the time, then you are welcome to use the mortal stove.  I recommend a gas top.

Fatty Thor flicking a gas lighter on.

Unfortunately if you do this then you are probably also stuck with a very frustrating ally who hovers behind you the whole time ‘just in case you burn something you’re not supposed to’.  And unfortunately after my brother’s little outburst recently it has become frowned upon to throw Tony Stark out a window.

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