The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.

FEAR NOT, MORTAL!  I WILL ASSIST YOU!

Fatty Thor holds up some bandaids.

FEAR NOT, MORTAL!  I WILL ASSIST YOU!

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Fatty Thor kisses the camera.

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Fatty Thor smiles and looks very touched that he was missed.

I’m so dreadfully sorry!  I’ve been very busy fighting the good fight with the other Avengers, and things got somewhat out of hand.  But I have returned!

(and I missed you all very much!)

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Greetings to you, young one!

Fatty Thor holds up a sign that says "P - G" and waves at the camera, smiling.

Greetings to you, young one!

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I… I would have caught you as you fell, my lady (or lord?), but you are inside this strange box and I am outside it.  I hope you are all right.

Fatty Thor reaching towards the camera looking shocked and concerned.

I… I would have caught you as you fell, my lady (or lord?), but you are inside this strange box and I am outside it.  I hope you are all right.

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