The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.
I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote. I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge. … … apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote.

Fatty Thor casts his vote.

Tony Stark casts his vote.

Captain America casts his vote.

Black Widow casts her vote.

Hawkeye casts his vote.

Hulk casts... er... eats his vote.

I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge.

Loki counts the votes.

…

Fatty Thor looks sad while Loki laughs at him.

… apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

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We are like a big, happy family!

The Avengers Assemble!

We are like a big, happy family!

Loki looks very sad and wipes a tear away from his eye.

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Well, I hear there’s a film coming out here soon about some particularly magnificent heroes, perhaps we could go see it together?

Fatty Thor looks like he has had an idea.

Well, I hear there’s a film coming out here soon about some particularly magnificent heroes, perhaps we could go see it together?

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You must make sure you tenderize the meat sufficiently first. Then you must cook the steak at a high temperature, preferably on the funeral pyre of your enemies or the burning remains of their homes. Of course if you’re no longer allowed to burn your enemies nor their homes, perhaps because you have a frustrating man by the name of Nick Fury treating you like a child all the time, then you are welcome to use the mortal stove.  I recommend a gas top. Unfortunately if you do this then you are probably also stuck with a very frustrating ally who hovers behind you the whole time ‘just in case you burn something you’re not supposed to’.  And unfortunately after my brother’s little outburst recently it has become frowned upon to throw Tony Stark out a window.

You must make sure you tenderize the meat sufficiently first.

Fatty Thor smiling and lifting Mjolnir into view.

Then you must cook the steak at a high temperature, preferably on the funeral pyre of your enemies or the burning remains of their homes.

Of course if you’re no longer allowed to burn your enemies nor their homes, perhaps because you have a frustrating man by the name of Nick Fury treating you like a child all the time, then you are welcome to use the mortal stove.  I recommend a gas top.

Fatty Thor flicking a gas lighter on.

Unfortunately if you do this then you are probably also stuck with a very frustrating ally who hovers behind you the whole time ‘just in case you burn something you’re not supposed to’.  And unfortunately after my brother’s little outburst recently it has become frowned upon to throw Tony Stark out a window.

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I don’t know what philanthropist means.

Fatty Thor twirling his hair around his finger, looking confused and shrugging.

I don’t know what philanthropist means.

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Any who will share a drink with me. (So probably Tony Starksson.)

Fatty Thor looks thoughtful and then pumps his fist to his chest.

Any who will share a drink with me.

(So probably Tony Starksson.)

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