The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.
Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”. If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

Fatty Thor looks thoughtful, hefts Mjolnir, and holds up a finger as if he knows exactly what to do.

Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.

If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

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    Even though the picture’s bust, I still really like the response.
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    “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”. ^My next pick up line
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    From now on, this will be my only pickup line
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    AHA, so THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong all these years! I’ve been skipping...first...
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    Damn! Why didn’t I think of this???

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