The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.
My apologies, Anonymous!  We had a small incident here at SHIELD involving Skinny Hulk and Tony’s garage.  But I’m back now.

Fatty Thor returns and sits in front of the computer, brushing some dust off his shoulder.

My apologies, Anonymous!  We had a small incident here at SHIELD involving Skinny Hulk and Tony’s garage.  But I’m back now.

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tagged: fatty thor, we apologise for the inconvenience, question, gif, gif answer,
I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote. I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge. … … apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

I do not know!  Perhaps we should take a vote.

Fatty Thor casts his vote.

Tony Stark casts his vote.

Captain America casts his vote.

Black Widow casts her vote.

Hawkeye casts his vote.

Hulk casts... er... eats his vote.

I will get my brother to count the votes, I am sure he will be a fair and impartial judge.

Loki counts the votes.

…

Fatty Thor looks sad while Loki laughs at him.

… apparently I was voted most useless Avenger… :(

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We need to go deeper.

Fatty Thor squints at the camera.

We need to go deeper.

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GO DUCKLETT!

Fatty Thor throws Ducklett at the camera.

GO DUCKLETT!

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Mighty beasts!  It is a shame they are gone from your realm now.

Fatty Thor has a toy dinosaur that he puppets at the camera.

Mighty beasts!  It is a shame they are gone from your realm now.

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tagged: fatty thor, gif, question, gif answer, fatty thor why do you have a dinosaur pen that vomits rainbows?, did tony give you that,

Fatty Thor looks VERY confused.

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tagged: fatty thor, gif, question, gif answer, good question anon!, although I think you may have broken fatty thor's brain, thor is the dumb blond avenger,
I tried giving gifts once.  It… did not end well.

I tried giving gifts once.  It… did not end well.

Iron Man and Captain America fight over a present. Fatty Thor gets frustrated and takes it away from them.

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tagged: fatty thor, question, gif, gif answer, captain america, iron man, don't you make me turn this helicarrier around!,
FEAR NOT, MORTAL!  I WILL ASSIST YOU!

Fatty Thor holds up some bandaids.

FEAR NOT, MORTAL!  I WILL ASSIST YOU!

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tagged: fatty thor, question, gif, gif answer, fatty thor cares deeply about all his mortal followers,
Steve Rogers is so… sparkly.

Fatty Thor pats Captain America on the head. Captain America looks uncomfortable.

Steve Rogers is so… sparkly.

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What? I’m from Asgard, not Middle Earth.

What?

Fatty Thor looks confused, then sighs and shakes his head.

I’m from Asgard, not Middle Earth.

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