The Adventures of Fatty Thor

Real vikings are fat and fabulous.

We are like a big, happy family!

The Avengers Assemble!

We are like a big, happy family!

Loki looks very sad and wipes a tear away from his eye.

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I think it’s…

SMASHING!!!!

I think it’s…

Fatty Thor, facing away from the camera, swirls around to face the camera with his usual moustache replaced by one that looks like Nigel Thornberry's.

SMASHING!!!!

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Lots of posts soon to come, my mortal followers!

Things have been rather hectic here as my friends have decided they want to be a part of my blog too.

But I am working on things for you!

It will take a few more days though.

Skinny Hulk, Hawkeye, and Tony Stark all lower sunglasses onto their faces as in the deal with it meme.

Until then, you will have to ‘deal with it’, as Bruce, Clint and Tony have said.

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tagged: fatty thor, gif, skinny hulk, hawkeye, tony stark, we apologise for the inconvenience, deal with it,

Sorry for my absence, dear followers!

I have been extremely busy!

However hopefully I will be able to update again soon, especially as my friend Skinny Hulk is coming to stay with me for a while!

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I can handle it.

Fatty Thor rips Loki's horns off and grins.

I can handle it.

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No.

Do you honestly think I could trust him with my blog?

No.

Fatty Thor shakes his head and looks alarmed, while behind him Loki nods his head and looks pleased.

Do you honestly think I could trust him with my blog?

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Well, obviously mine i—

…
>:|

Well, obviously mine i—

Loki lets his hair down and it is much more beautiful and luscious than Fatty Thor's. Fatty Thor looks confused.

>:|

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Uh… fish?

Fatty Thor holds up fingers, as if counting "forty two", then shrugs.

Uh… fish?

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Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.
If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

Fatty Thor looks thoughtful, hefts Mjolnir, and holds up a finger as if he knows exactly what to do.

Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.

If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

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tagged: fatty thor, gif, question, gif answer, fatty thor have you been reading expert cosmo tips, because you really shouldn't do that,

Uhh… I would rather defer to Heimdall’s decisions.  I’ve learned my lesson in regards to that sort of thing.

Fatty Thor looks afraid.

Uhh… I would rather defer to Heimdall’s decisions.  I’ve learned my lesson in regards to that sort of thing.

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